internet hero

I was drunk in Havana, in an Internet café
Tried to e·mail Johanna who had given me a way,
  In a nutshell
  I was unwell
Just an Internet zero

Pam slayed a spammer, who will never strike again
Sam struck Bill Gates in the face with a pen
  In their own way
  We have to say
They are Internet heroes

Jane found religion, that girl really lost her mind
Michael surrendered, but his gesture was declined
  In their own ways
  Both of them prays
For an Internet hero

When she could, fair Johanna drank banana daquiris
In a pinch, she would settle for a pepsi if you please
  Jo would never get drunk
  Or go home with a hunk
She's my Internet hero

©2006 gt slade